A voice-over lets the viewer know that "this is an ad for the Brooklyn Film Festival" and that the festival has been doing "whatever it wants since 1998". A man pours a bowl of cereal and finds a prize in his cereal box. It's a severed human ear, which he then adds to his collection of ears that he keeps around his neck. A young teenager returns home from school and is confronted by a gym-sock and a vacuum that he has impregnated through "self-love". And a man in a zipper mask severely injures himself on a misplaced sex-toy.