THE SPOT EXPLAINS THE PROBLEM FACING GETAFE F.C. WITH ITS STADIUM, WHICH LAST SEASON WAS THE GROUND THAT DREW THE FEWEST SUPPORTERS TO ITS MATCHES. THEN IT FOCUSES ON THE SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM, HOW TO SWELL THE CLUB’S NUMBERS AND SO FILL THE STADIUM IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE: THE DONATION OF SPERM. THE QUESTION IS HOW TO MAKE SURE THAT THE SPERM DONATED WILL PRODUCE A FUTURE GETAFE SUPPORTER. BUT IT IS EASY ENOUGH: BY MAKING A BLUE MOVIE TO BE WATCHED WHILE DONATING.