Really, really love thy neighbor.

A woman wakes up with a man whom she thinks is her husband. As he snuggles in for a little “morning fun” she pushes him off, saying “not now Harold.”

Turns out, he isn’t Harold.

They both sit up, and awkwardly look at each other. Seems like she’s been sleeping in the wrong bed.

She grabs her things and waves goodbye to the man’s wife, who isn't fazed by any of this.

Clearly, this mistake has happened just a few times before.

She runs back to her own home next door, which is identical to every other house on the street.

The message comes across loud and clear from Edmonton’s new community, ONE at Windermere, that “being beige” can only lead to unpleasant walks of shame. And there’s nothing sexy about it.