This radio spot was broken up into 3 parts and ran in between other ads and music, within a half an hour radio program in Manila.

MUSIC: CHEESY SOAP INTRO

NARRATOR: Welcome to another episode of 'The Times Of Our Lives.' Like sands through the hourglass, these are the times of our lives…

SFX: DOOR OPENS

LAURIE: Ralph…

RALPH: Hey sweetheart, I missed you.

LAURIE: Ralph, I-I’ve got something to tell you.

RALPH: Are we going out tonight?

LAURIE: No Ralph. It’s about my sister Carrie. I just, I just… can’t keep it from you any longer. It’s killing me everyday.

RALPH: Why? What about Carrie?

LAURIE: It’s…it’s…Oh, Ralph!

MUSIC: CHEESY SOAP OUTRO

NARRATOR: We will return to Times of our Lives in just a moment.

MUSIC: CHEESY SOAP INTRO

NARRATOR: We now return to Times of our Lives.

SFX: DOOR OPENS

CARRIE: What the hell are you both DOING?!

LAURIE: Carrie, Carrie, this is not what you think, okay? It is-

CARRIE: Are you kidding me? I just caught my sister in the arms of my husband! It's not what I think?

RALPH: No, no, no! Laurie just wanted to tell me something important.

CARRIE: And she tripped and fell into your arms?!

LAURIE: Listen, Ralph, I really have to tell you this. She’s not-

SFX: SLAP

SFX: WOMAN GASPS

MUSIC: CHEESY SOAP OUTRO

NARRATOR: We will return to Times of our Lives after the break.

MUSIC: CHEESY SOAP INTRO

NARRATOR: We now return to Times of our Lives.

SFX: CHAIR SHIFTS

RALPH: Laurie! Are you alright? Carrie! Stop this! Laurie…what.is.it!

LAURIE: Oh Ralph, she’s not the one who-

SFX: A gunshot cuts her dialogue.

NARRATOR: Stay tuned for another episode of ‘Times of our Lives’ next week.

MUSIC: CHEESY SOAP OUTRO

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