MUSIC: WEDDING MARCHMVO:Imagine… you’re flanking the groom and his bride at the altar. You’re breathing in through your mouth, and thinking… (PINCHED-NOSE VOICE) ‘Damn her breath is REALLY bad, just like her and her attitude! Bad with a capital B!!! Then a sudden clink jolts you from your reverie…WOMAN:(SHOCKED) Ahhhh!!! He dropped the ring!CROWD:(COLLECTIVE GASP)MAN:(MOCKING) Oh! He’s going to get it now!MVO:Instinctively, you pick up the ring, while trying your utmost best to, to avoid eye contact with the groom, for you fear for him, yet still… You’re face to face with me. (PLEADING) “Help me bro, I don’t want her to have my babies…”MINISTER:Speak up now, or forever hold your peace…SFX:CHURCH BELLFVO:You only have 30 seconds to change his life! What will you say???Write to hoe@ampadvantage.com.my and talk this poor dude out of marrying the bride from hell! You’ll either have some explaining to do to his kids, or maybe, just maybe… have a rewarding COPYWRITING job at AMP Radio Networks. Get creative!