Young and old samurais are about to sword fight on a beach. The old samurai takes a kick from his enemy. Realising his sword might not help him win the fight, he pulls out a gun and runs confidently towards his enemy. Then we see him being cut in half. His blood is shooting up in the sky just like a hot spring fountain. It is obvious that the original is always better...just liek Hacks Regular, the original flavour.