German DIY store HORNBACH is known for their massive product range. So massive that people tend to forget that there's more to a great DIY store: Amazing service. The HORNBACH Interconnented Retail services entail a series of various online and offline services for the DIY-er, such as a professional wood-cutting service, transporter rental, reserve & collect, machinery rental and many, many more.

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