The film stars a magical-sword-wielding hero played by a famous 60-year-old veteran actor who finds himself cornered by an evil horde and their tusked general. Despite being clearly outnumbered, our hero, in typical-hero fashion, easily regains the upper-hand… until the tusked villain throws a tantrum. In a fit, the villain vents his frustrations about the sad state of Philippine cinema. Dejected, he strips himself of his costume and walks out in his tighty-whities