How can Call of Duty Black Ops fans strike the proper balance between engrossing themselves in the game and keeping up with their real-life responsibilities?

Don’t bother. Just call The Replacer and play to your heart’s content.

The Replacer, played with comedic ease by Peter Stormare, returns to help Black Ops enthusiasts with their daily tasks. This time, however, he acknowledges that his recent work has led to some highly publicized “out of hand” consequences, directly from our current news cycle.