Meet John. John is your average guy. We learn quirky, mundane, and endearing insights about him through a series of moments in his life, like the time he was chased by wild turkeys, or his weekly workout routine, and even how he met his girlfriend. All moments which make John, John. By the end of the film we are in a bar with John and a group of people where he is regaling them with the stories we just heard. All it takes is sitting down for a Tsingtao to turn acquaintances into friends. New Friends Are Everywhere.