INSIDE PLANE AMBIENCE

MVO: You're on a 20 hour flight to a major job interview. The passenger in front of you has leaned his seat so far back, that his greasy comb-over lies between your thighs,

PASSENGER IN FRONT: (SNORES)

MVO: As if you've given birth to a snoring, 47 year old businessman.

PASSENGER IN FRONT: (SNORES)

MVO: Your entertainment options include the intellectual stimulation of Sly Stallone's, 'The Expendables'.

SFX: GROANS, GUNFIRE

MVO: Or his latest mindbender The Expendables 2.

SFX: GROANS, GUNFIRE

MVO: As the 2 year old behind you starts to lose his little mind,

SFX: BABY CRYING

MVO: The only thing stopping you from making an inappropriate bomb joke so that you can be swiftly sedated, is knowing that while you may take a while to recover from this in-flight ordeal, the MJ Bale suit you've packed for your interview, won't. Its superior crimp, ensuring it springs back to form in no time, a soothing end to this long-haul flightmare!

SFX: SNORE, BABY CRYING, GROAN, GUNFIRE