SFX: Church organ and congregationMVO: Oh yeah, dig deep in your pockets, brothers and sisters, dig deep.

I say, give me 100 bucks and one sin will be forgiven!

200 bucks and 2 sins will be forgiven!

Give me 300 bucks and 3 sins will forgiven!

I told you my brothers and sisters, if you come to this house bring two books: the good book and the cheque book!Only by giving shall you escape the fire!

I urge you, come to the front, and the first one here gets a discount!(Singing) Oh yeah, give, give, give! Oh, give good...Oh, give it to me! Woooh!ANN: If you don’t get rid of it the normal way, it’s going to find a way to come out.

Freshen, the truly effective laxative.