A beachside resort tells us a little about itself in the form of a personal ad. We hear all about the hotel’s personality and amenities–including short walks to sandy beaches and exotic bird sightings. The hotel tries to seduce us with its love of adventure and “the occasional ukulele serenade” in hope of pairing a curious traveler with their “perfect somewhere” on Hotels.com.

It’s me. The sun-soaked tropical hotel looking for a companion who enjoys

short walks to sandy beaches, gourmet dining, and exotic bird sightings.

Must love a spontaneous voyage on a privately-owned catamaran.

My strengths include ocean and jungle views (your choice) plus the

occasional ukulele serenade.

My only weakness? You’ll never want to leave me.

Download the Hotels app to find me, your perfect somewhere.

The films borrow the form of the “personal ad,” which are advertisements usually placed in newspapers or websites by individuals who are in search of friendship or a romantic partner.