A boutique hotel tells us a little about itself in the form of a personal ad. We hear all about the hotel’s personality and amenities–including a buzzing cafe and love of lively repartee–then learn what the hotel is looking for in their perfect match (“a traveler with a romantic heart”), in hopes of pairing a curious listener with their “perfect somewhere” on Hotels.com.

I’m not like all the other hotels. I’m more what you might call boutique.

Seeking a traveler with a romantic heart.

Must love leather lounge chairs, iconic architecture, and a cocktail cellar

where you can sip cognac concoctions made with elderflower liqueur.

Not interested in anything too long term; just an intimate weekend full of

curated vinyl, lively repartee with discerning guests, and being steps away from city center.

You know where to find me. Download the Hotels app to Find your perfect

somewhere.

The audio borrows the form of the “personal ad,” which are advertisements usually placed in newspapers or websites by individuals who are in search of friendship or a romantic partner.