A family-friendly hotel tells us a little about itself in the form of a personal ad. We hear all about the hotel’s personality and amenities, including on-site water parks for the kids, and separate but adjoining rooms for adults. The hotel charms us with its approachability and desire to match a family with their “perfect somewhere” on Hotels.com.

Here I am. A family-friendly hotel looking for a week of fun for all ages.

Must enjoy fabulous on-site waterparks, budget-friendly adventures, and personal space in the form of separate-but-adjoining rooms.

Where else can you find a one-of-a-kind personality with an enormous lobby aquarium and a concierge who can recite all the fishes’ names by heart?

(Alan, Bertie, Coral, Squirt….)

Let’s make this summer vacation extra special. Download the Hotels App to find me,

your perfect somewhere.

The audio borrows the form of the “personal ad,” which are advertisements usually placed in newspapers or websites by individuals who are in search of friendship or a romantic partner.