A business hotel speaks to us (in an anthropomorphized voice), introducing itself in the form of a dating personal ad. Its clever dialogue tells us its efficient, professional qualities–including its love of both bedsheets and spreadsheets, as well as a good firm handshake. All the while, we go on a stunning visual tour of the property, ending with the message that Hotels.com can help you find your perfect somewhere.

The films borrow the form of the “personal ad,” which are advertisements usually placed in newspapers or websites by individuals who are in search of friendship or a romantic partner.

VO: I am a business hotel. I sleep, breath and eat efficiency. I expect my spreadsheets to be as crisp as my bedsheets. I'm looking for someone who appreciates high ROIs and even higher RPMs. Must like hard work, punctuality, and a good firm handshake. If you're someone who likes earning rewards as much as earnings reports, I would be honored to be your perfect somewhere.

TITLE: Find your perfect somewhere