Ashley Cole arrives at a pie and mash shop in his old stomping ground in East London, with just two hours to make a team. Cisse has flown down from Liverpool with his stepson, cutting his required number down to nine. He visits a French patisserie where two communication students show some skills, then a record shop, where some expat friends have turned up. Later that day, the two “international” sides line up at a small park, the portable goals arriving just in time. The campaign has been made to celebrate the FIFA World Cup 2006.