Judges note:

This Lexus commercial was placed between two unrelated commercials during an ad break. This is what the listeners heard…

LEXUS ANNCR: We could spend the next couple of seconds trying to explain to you how the adaptive front lights on the Lexus LS work, but then we thought, why not show you. So, after this, you’re going to hear a commercial from Lotto, it’s about your Ex winning millions, heaven forbid. Lexus. The pursuit of perfection

LOTTO MVO: If you don’t play the Lotto this week someone else will win. What if is your crazy ex-girlfrient!? What if she uses the millions to puy your favourite pub and turn it into her new i-robics studio!!? Where will you meet your friends to watch the game? You will be sad and depressed. And the place you would normally go when you-are sad and depressed won’t even be there anymore. Hai I wouldn’t want that.

MUSIC: DANCE

LOTTO ANNCR: This Saturday, the 1st of February, the Lotto jackpot is a guaranteed R8 million! Lotto, one day is one day. Play responsibly. Player must be 18 years or older to play or claim a prize.

LEXUS ANNCR: See, told you. The Lexus LS adaptive front lights project their beams around each bend, so you’ll know what’s coming your way before you even get there. Enjoy the next commercial from Old Mutual, it’s about it’s about a chap called Quinton and his game farm. Lexus. The pursuit of perfection.

SFX: CRICKETS

OLD MUTUAL MVO: I’ve always seen myself owning a game lodge when I retire. There’s nothing more rewarding than waking up to a family of warthogs-

SFX: WARTHOGS

OLD MUTUAL MVO:...grazing on your front lawn every morning. Old Mutual made it possible for me to learn how a real game lodge works for a few days to let me experience my dream retirement, 40 years before it happens. I’m glad I started saving for it, at 23.

OLD MUTUAL ANNCR: We all have dreams. The only way of making them real is by planning. Call 0860 60 60 60 or contact your Old Mutual financial adviser or your broker to get advice on your retirement plan. Let us join you through every stage of your life journey, from today. Do great things. Old Mutual. A licenced financial services provider.