SFX: TELEPHONE RING, FOOTSTEPS

DOC: Good afternoon, tell me, how may I help you?

SFX: DOOR CLOSES

MAN: Hi Doctor, here's what happened: I was texting and eating my favorite Skittles , the lemon ones.

So I would text and eat a lemon Skittle, text and eat another lemon Skittle, and before I knew it I got confused and instead of eating a Skittle, I ate... an emoji. An emoji doctor! You know, those round and yellow faces...

DOC: Yes, yes, I’ve heard of them. Let's see... lie down.

SFX: STEPS. EQUIPMENT SCANNING

DOC: Mmm. Yes indeed, you do have one of those smiley faces inside your stomach.

GUY: But... How come? I ate the winking emoji, not the smiley one.

DOC: Let’s see, eat one of these lemon Skittles.

SFX: BITE, CRUNCH

DOC: Hmmm, ok. What happens is that the emoji also prefers the lemon Skittles. Every time you eat one, he steals it and eats it. That’s why he’s laughing, he’s laughing at you..[laughs] ...and so am I.

ANNCR: Diagnose the rainbow.

SFX: SHAKES

ANNCR: Taste the rainbow.