With a numbing gel inside and ribs outside Durex Performax Intense condoms “slow him down” and “speed her up,” benefits embodied by our cuddly Valentine’s Day bear. We used a puppet because puppets are funnier. The sync of a puppet mouth is never perfect, and that vague articulation elicits a "HAHA!" from the caveman part of our brain. One of our directors, a comedian and candidate for the upcoming season of Saturday Night Live voiced the bear.