It's morning time, deep in the countryside, in the very southern part of Ireland; a beautiful, remote area.

We're in a small ‘Bed and Breakfast’ - so small that if you’re staying in the place, there's no escaping the owner, who is fond of a friendly chat, to say the least.

A guest, who sounds a lot like an infamous member of the cast of The Last Jedi, takes his seat at the breakfast table.