SFX: MILKING EQUIPMENT, COWS MOOING

SFX: BACKGROUND CHINESE MUSIC

BLOSSOM: Best time of the day isn't it, Daisy?

DAISY: Yes, I do like being milked.

BLOSSOM: Me too, except... I know I'm not the smartest cow in the shed, but-

DAISY: But what?

BLOSSOM: The music, don’t you think it’s a bit... you know, weird?

DAISY: It’s Chinese.

BLOSSOM: See that’s what I don’t get; we’re in New Zealand aren't we?

DAISY: Of course we’re in New Zealand

BLOSSOM: So why are they playing Chinese music?

DAISY: It’s psychology…to get us in a Chinese mood!

BLOSSOM: Oh. So we’re going to China?

DAISY: What?

BLOSSOM: Cool, I’ve always wanted to travel -

DAISY: Not us, stupid, Our milk!

BLOSSOM: Oh?

ANNCR: Anchor brings natural, nutritious and trusted milk, from New Zealand, all the way to China. Anchor from New Zealand. Because we're parents too.

SFX: COW MOOING

BLOSSOM: Will I need a visa?

SFX: MILKING EQUIPMENT

SFX: BACKGROUND CHINESE MUSIC

SFX: COW MOOING

BLOSSOM: Wei Daisy, you lai dao mei tian zui qi dai de shi hou la.

DAISY: En! Wo zui xi huan mei tian ji nai la.

BLOSSOM: Wo wen ni a, wo zhi dao wo bu shi zui cong ming de nai niu, dan…

DAISY: Zen me la Blossom?

BLOSSOM: Zhe yin yue bu tai dui jin er a…

DAISY: Zhe ke shi zhong guo de yin yue!

BLOSSOM: A? Wo men bu shi zai xin xi lan ma?

DAISY: Fei hua, wo men dang ran hai zai xin xi lan.

BLOSSOM: Na fang zhong guo yin yue shi xiang gan ma ne?

DAISY: Ni zen me shen me ye bu zhi dao a? Ta men zai tao ye wo men de zhong guo qing cao ne!

BLOSSOM: Wa o! Wo men yao qu zhong guo la, hao ku a! Wo xiang qu pa pa chang cheng, hai you --

DAISY: Ben dan! Bu shi wo men zi ji qu zhong guo, qu zhong guo de, shi wo men de nai!

BLOSSOM: A?

ANNCR: Lai zi xin xi lan de an jia niu nai, jiang geng duo zi ran chun jing de ying yang yu quan qiu zhong duo ma ma de xin lai dai dao zhong guo. An jia, yu fu mu tong xin.

SFX: COW MOOING

BLOSSOM: Wo xu yao ban qian zheng ma?