SFX: Dramatic musicANN: Signs that say this is not an exit, don’t apply to him.His two cents have overruled supreme court decisions.If he rode in your car, its resale value would instantly increase.He likes the word 'fog'.

Were you to pass him on the street, and he didn't see you, you would still feel like he said hello and asked you about your day.If you were stuck in an elevator with him, you wouldn’t want to be saved.Even his tree houses have finished basements.His business card just says, 'I'll call you'.He is...

SFX: Music reaches a crescendoANN:... the most interesting man in the world.

SFX: Latin musicMVO: I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

ANN: Enjoy Dos Equis Responsibly.

Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas. White Plains, New York.MVO: Stay thirsty, my friends.