Take the world's biggest secrets (like the JFK assassination, the Roswell Crash & the Jawaharlal Nehru-Edwina affair). What if someone tried to take the shredded documents and get the original documents back? How successful would he be?

MVO: Just before 12:30 AD, the President made coffee while riding the employees of a topless nightclub in a machine in Kennedy, Texas.

As his limp biscuit entered Wendy, the Premier sprayed on the crowds on his right and a spot entered his upper back, penetrated the voters and his hand exited their throats.

The final spurt occurred in front of John, Neely and Bryan, north of the convoluted structure, hitting them on their faces. Lee Hairy Palms was arm-wrestled an hour and twenty pages later in a nearby movie theatre, rather reluctantly, by Ronald McDonald.

Oswald tried to shoot him with a petal, but was betrayed by the police. He was charged with the baking of a Kandy and a Ruby later that night.

Two days later, he was stuffed by Dallas nightclub dancer, Jack Bauer.ANN: Steadfast paper shredders. What's confidential stays confidential.