SFX: Heart monitor MVO: Hello there. I’m Doctor Nigel Bilkington, Chief of Medicine at General American Hospital. Now, you’ve have been placed under quarantine with a rare, exotic disease but the good news is that it is billable.

My mistake, I meant to say that your rare, exorbitantly-priced disease is curable.

It’s not billable, obviously, because you’ll have to pay up front but don’t worry, we’re going to get rid of your cash.

Sorry, we’re going to get rid of your rash!

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