SFX:MUSIC ANN:Bud Light presents…Real Men of Genius.MVO1:Real Men of Genius.ANN:Today we salute you, Mr. Artificial Tree Maker.MVO1:Mr. Artificial Tree Maker.ANN:Nothing brings out the holiday spirit quite like a giant steel pole with nine feet of green pipe cleaners attached to it.MVO1:Looks so natural!ANN:Your wonderful tree is available in all the glorious colours nature has to offer: white, red, and blazing hot pink.MVO1:Ain’t nothing hotter!ANN:Thanks to you we are no longer forced to venture out into the cold damp steel pole forest to chop down our own fake tree.MVO1:Timber!ANN:So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Oh, Purveyor of the Pine. Your trees may lean wildly to the left, but your heart is always in the right place.MVO1:Mr. Artificial Tree Maker.ANN:Bud Light Beer. Anheuser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.