ANN: Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius.SINGER: Real Men of Genius.ANN: Today we salute you, Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy.SINGER: Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy.ANN: Windsurfing. Parasailing. Bodyboarding. Not you. You prefer activities like flailing, shivering and whimpering.SINGER: Please don’t judge meANN: Bravely you step into the water. One wrong move and you could be pinched to death by a hermit crab.SINGER: Tell my wife I love her!ANN: Was that a piece of seaweed that brushed up against your leg, or, a giant man-eating eel?SINGER: Ooooohhh!

ANN: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Oh Swimmerus Minimus. Because someone has to man those shallow waters, and that someone is you.

SINGER: Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy.ANN: Bud Light Beer. Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri