SFX:MUSIC ANN:Bud Light Presents…Real Men of Genius.MVO1:Real men of Genius…ANN:Today, we salute you…Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor.MVO1:Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor . . .ANN:How do you improve upon a meat that is breaded, buttered, double fried, and dipped in blue cheese dressing? Remove the only part that doesn’t contain fat.MVO1:Don’t need no stinkin’ bone.ANN:Gone now is the race to eat the drumsticks first, leaving the wings for the other poor suckers.MVO1:Hands off my drummies!ANN:Is it leg? Is it wing? Is it rear end? Now every chunk is as identical as it is indistinguishable.MVO1:Hope I’m not eating rear end!ANN:So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Boneless Wing Mastermind. Because we don’t have a bone to pick with you.MVO1:Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor . . .ANN:Bud Light Beer. Anheuser-Busch, St Louis, Missouri.