MVO: And they’re off. Out of the gate, it’s WIFE’S GONE SHOPPIN’ and FINALLY SOME TIME ALONE. Here comes DOING SOME YARDWORK and CLEANING THE GUTTERS. But out of nowhere, it’s ADULT VIDEO. And ADULT VIDEO is pulling out all the stops with RHONDA RUFFINGTON, ROCK HARDINGTON, and BEEF WELLINGTON. But here comes SURPRISE SURPRISE with GARAGE DOOR coming up fast! And now it’s MAD SCRAMBLE and HIDE THE TAPE. But MAD SCRAMBLE just isn’t fast enough, and here comes THE MRS. with SHORT FUSE and LONG MEMORY. And in the end, it’s YOU’RE BUSTED, DON’T TOUCH ME MISTER and SHAME SHAME SHAME.

OFF: For a better time, go to the track. National Thoroughbred Racing. We bet you love it.