INSPIRED BY THE CHARACTERS "LOU AND ANDY" AND TOM BAKER'S VOICE OVER FROM THE BBC SERIES "LITTLE BRITAIN"

ANN:It’s 5760 minutes until Xmas and our two pals are out doing a bit a gift shopping.

SFX:street noiseMVO1:What do you think you want Father Xmas to bring you this year.MVO2:That one.SFX:laugh trackMVO1:But that’s just a box of x-mas crackers, it’s not really a x-mas present.MVO2:Yeah I know.SFX:laugh trackMVO1:And you don’t like x-mas crackers, you always say that they’re just a capitalist invention that contributes to the over-commercialization of the holidays.SFX: laugh trackMVO2:Yeah I know.MVO1:What about the ipod. You can store all your music for when we go to the park. You like listening to your music.MVO2:I want THAT one.SFX:laugh trackMVO1:Ok, so you sure you just want crackers for x-mas.MVO2:Yeah.

SFX:musicMVO1:Merry Xmas.

SFX:unwrapping, sound of a burst crackerMVO2:I want an ipod!SFX:laugh trackANN:Next time choose wisely. Choose Digicape for the best choice of Apple products. Visit digicape.co.za. for more.MVO2:Yeah, I know.